Loren's Lamaze Lessons http://getyourgrunton.com It's time to scream Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:46:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Loren’s Lamaze Lessons http://getyourgrunton.com/hello-world http://getyourgrunton.com/hello-world#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:01:59 +0000 Derek http://getyourgrunton.com/?p=1 You’re here because you hurt.  You’re here because you’re tired of having to locate the bathroom in a restaurant before you’ve sat down to eat your meal.  You’re here because your bowels don’t offer you the luxury of riding public transit.  You’re here because that ping in your belly isn’t playing the mental game – it’s playing the “drop everything and find me an f’n bathroom or bucket.  Immediately.”

You’re here because you’re too young to be wearing a diaper.  You’re here because your social life is suffering and your professional life teeters on brink of collapse due to your constant, and often inconsistent, need to dart to a bathroom anytime that evil little piece of glass scrapes your colon.

I’m Loren, and I’m here because I understand your pain, I care.  Wipe that bead of sweat off your brow.  Kiss your girlfriend.  Hug your children Let the blood flow back into your extremities.  Let’s get our GRUNT ON!

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