Loren’s Lamaze Lessons

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This is not a road you need to travel alone.  Sometimes a “pooping partner” can be your best asset and resources in times of trouble.  Sure you’re embarrassed.  Who wouldn’t be with a bowelalogical clock that clicks at it’s own pace.  You need help and desperate times call for desperate measures.

For an additional $49.95/month we’ll connect you with a trusted advisor to hold your hand while you squirm like an eel.

Another crucial rule to follow is to always take care of your deeds before you leave the house in the morning.  There are reasons why people give you strange looks in the office.  Think about it.  Take your New York Times in your humble abode and let it fly.  In your little sanctuary, you’re not restricted by the social norms and niceties the rest of us try to live by.  You can be an animal.  A wolf.