Resources
Here at LLL you’ll be taught to not only relieve the mental stress
and anxiety that comes along with having to retrofit one of your
girlfriend’s tampons to soak up any leaks during that important board
meeting, you’ll be given the tools you need to dampen the physical
pain. If you howl like a wolf when you’re on the pot the you can
appreciate the soothing list of resources available here at LLL. Just
take a look…
- Leather strip / mouthguard to prevent chipping of the teeth
- Rubber gloves for those “messy days”
- A cold washcloth for perspiration
- Eye drops
- Elastic training pants – NO MORE ONE LEGGERS!
- A razor blade to divert the pain – just in case
- A
3-month match.com account to keep your love life in tact –
relationships typically don’t last long when you have the problems you
do - “Top 50 Excuses for Excusing Yourself” pamphlet
- A bedpan
- A synthetic nipple to suckle for those moments when you really don’t think you’re going to make it
- 24-hour access to our hotline – let’s get through this together
- NEW! “Chicago Restaurant Bathroom Guide and Map”
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